Your Humble Narrator

Portrait of a man as a cellphone. Me, your humble narrator, dressed as a cellphone to make $100 ‘acting’ in a safety video.


“Go to art school,” they say. “Fame and riches!” they’ll tell you. Yeah? Well, someone has to make the art for street signs and make the websites for your local butcher shop.

Those coupons you get in the mail just for you to toss out? Yup. Someone made those too. We can’t all be Picasso.

EVIL TENDER — The fist of cash you earn for doing what you love. The line between making a living and selling-out.

For a much better explanation of the purpose of this site, check out the article ‘What is Evil Tender?’

Chris Jalufka – Evil Tender Dot Com

Leaving a comment not going to cut it? Well, I understand. I feel it. Looking for an email address instead?

Of course…

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